I microwave my socks. I watch cartoons. I refuse to watch grown-up TV. I Find Catholic fanatics amusing. I like potato chips on my sandwiches. I prefer perogies to french fries. As a kid, 'dress-up' was my favorite game. It still is. I'd choose plastic costume jewelry over precious gems any day. For that very reason I don't think I'd make a very good pirate, but I can dream. Sometimes I wish the world wasn't so big. Sometimes I wish it were bigger. I want a spaceship.